2007 Spring Fling awards
(In special collaboration with Jon Albright):
Len Pascoe Award (Len was an Australian bowler famous for chucking instead of bowling, chucking is an illegal delivery in cricket): Hugh M., David “Cabbie” F., Pierre-Antoine M., Tom S. and apparently about half the team.
“Mobile” forward award: Charles “cellullar” M., give him a call to congratulate him on his stellar play in the loose.
Thommo Award (Jeff “Thommo” Thompson, was another Aussie bowler famous for his unorthodox style & sending down fast, but erratic and expensive deliveries): tough choice, probably Thomas aka Thommo.
The Man of the “Real” match: No contest; Jon, breaking his leg in 3 places, hospitalized, surgery required, stayed on tour then backed it up with a legendry effort Saturday night, great match Johnno you played a blinder!
The Good Shepard: Daniel A. who just kept herding em in from the barren fields of NYC into the obviously greener pastures of Vasmay.
John Deere award: Thommo once again…way to cut everyone’s grass mate!
The 3 Amigos award: Hugh, Matt “Anakin” P. and Danilo for valiantly sticking together in the wee hours of the morning, to attempt a final raid on nabbing a sombrero from the outlawed Porky’s.
The Community Service award: A team award for all those generous souls who chipped in to pay the outstanding bill owed to the hostel.
Sound Editing: Guillaume R., for having “accidently” pressed his cell phone “speaker” button on during a confidential conversation.
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Many candidates, probably the whole team, for this award who goes to the person that is mild mannered off the “field” yet turns into a animal once the game (or alcohol) starts flowing… Split decision between Julien and Pascal.
Man of the match: Jon “Munster” M., did he puke before the match too?
Biggest baby award; closely contested, although George “thoroughbred” H. and Coach Love seperated themselves from the rest of the field after they spat their dummies and took a lap of honour.
Loudest snorer: Pete O.
Hail Mary award: Gilles “Miracle pass” L. for those great offloads on and off the field.
The Dark horse award: André for unassumingly playing his first ever match in the front row or is it for wearing the black threads of the NZ All Blacks religously… and mate on that note, I’ve got some bad news for your “sense of fashion” if you are planning on living in Australia.
Rock Star award: Jamie for having collected so quickly so many signatures (and phone numbers?)…whilst having his pants down?
Trooper award: Danilo and Bree for having travelled from the City of brotherly love to the city of cougarly love all in the name of Rugby. Special Mention to Bree for sticking with Johnno all afternoon and evening.